yungterra:

sneaking into the kitchen at 3am like

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i hope we have some got damn juicy juice boy shit i am thirsty as a mother fucker

(via callmedaqueen)

meladoodle:

no no no officer you don’t understand, this is medicinal meth

(Source: meladoodle, via hmdarkchcolate)

chefboyardeezie:

"this is awkward" yeah NOW it is since you just said that you dumb boring fuck

(Source: kuzco2000, via airiosity)

gwenstafuckme:

It ain’t gonna suck itself

gwenstafuckme:

It ain’t gonna suck itself

(via ruinedchildhood)

sandandglass:

"Hey, you shouldn’t eat that. It’s not good for you."

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(via artfreak22)

nohetero:

hahrys:

boys moaning is basically the hottest thing a guy can do besides give you neck kisses

I’m more aroused by them giving me large sums of money, personally

(via spookthedino)

reblog if you’re an asshole

(Source: captainarlert, via imagooddudewithalotofbadhabits)